wolfgender:

I had a lot of stellar teletubbies ideas as a child that would have made it a lot better. For example, there’s too many protagonists. Like four? What child can keep up with that. Make tinky winky the lead bc he was the hot one with good fashion sense, the rest can be supporting roles. Next, ditch the fucking sun baby. Nobody wants that. It’s awful. We were watching teletubbies to escape the mundanity of our awful baby lives, we don’t want to be reminded that babies exist. And lastly I think that they should completely ditch tubby toast and ONLY make tubby custard, because nobody likes toast and they made it too fast for me, as an audience member, to feel engaged.