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Dean doesnt do shorts

But Dean canonically said that he doesn’t do shorts. Therefore, what he is wearing in those two other scenes CAN’T be shorts. You are all delusional. Dean SAID he doesn’t wear shorts and that’s fact so you are all imagining him wearing shorts. Just stop with your ‘Dean in shorts’ obsession okay just URGH!

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Delusional people seeing shorts where there are no shorts.

Why cannot Dean and shorts just be friends? Save the platonic friendship between a guy and his shorts. There is just so little of that on tv now a days.

Yeah, you can’t just suddenly say Dean likes shorts after eleven years, when he obviously never liked shorts before. It’s just not believable. Stop trying to force Dean into pants he obviously doesn’t enjoy wearing, because he said so once, as a joke, eleven years ago.

Friendly reminder you can platonically wear shorts!  The sexualization of shorts may seem progressive, but can actually contribute to negative pants stereotypes! 

I mean come on, people don’t say things and then realize they spoke too soon. If Dean says he doesn’t do shorts, how dare you think he discovered he actually likes shorts after trying them? People don’t claim to dislike things simply because they’re afraid of being judged. If Dean says he doesn’t like shorts, it has nothing to do with the stigma of men wearing shorts. It has nothing to do with repressed affinity for the wind in his leg hair. He clearly stated a decade ago that he doesn’t like them. He was clearly forced to wear them recently, but he absolutely did not enjoy it. It’s offensive that you people are projecting your own love for shorts upon this man who clearly ONLY likes full-length pants. It’s canon. Dean loving shorts will never happen. Get over it.

Uh, although Dean has never said in canon that he even likes full-length pants. We normally see him wear them, yes, that might be true, but he has never personally confirmed anything about his relationship with pants. It is rude of us to assume that he automatically HAS to like wearing them. Let the man live!

On the other hand, you can’t just say that Dean suddenly likes wearing shorts and completely ignore what’s canon. It’s uncharacteristic of him! Dean is a man of his word, which means that the only item of clothing he is comfortable wearing is the pink satin panties he mentioned in season 5.

#LetDeanWearWhatHeLikes #StopTheShorts #BringBackPanties #Anti-Pants