surprisebitch:

256gb:

this is the spiritual sequel to wrow

she did that

castiels-tight-grip:

100% done.

baekphia:

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

bidoof:

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

smuganimebitch:

ringoroadagain:

smuganimebitch:

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

memeufacturing:

me: doc i’m sick
doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

• me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

fastest-thing:

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

bullied:

me: mom can I go out?

my mom: